I've been waiting all my life for the following to be in a news article:
"He pushed Posh and Becks over. It caused some damage but we don't know how much. The baby Jesus is fine," said a spokeswoman for Madame Tussaud's waxwork museum in London on Monday.
Thank god for CNN dot com, because without them, how else would we find out about such important, relevant news items such as this.
And when is "Spice World 2: The Spicening" coming out? I've been waiting, like, 4 years for that, man.
The most ironic part is that George W. Bush is one of the three wise men in that stupid waxy nativity.
Oh, and today is my 27th birthday. Jealous much?