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Thursday, December 23, 2004

My neighbor

So, yesterday, I was awakened by dreaming of this joke, and it really made me laugh when I was still half asleep, but now, I just don't know. Here's the joke:

So, I've got this neighbor, and I think she's German, but she's really short. So yesterday, she was walking her dog past my house, and I went up to her and said, "I thought you people were supposed to be tall." She said, "You people?! You people?!! You ignorant sunuvabitch!! Just because I'm black, doesn't mean I should be in the NBA, you white bastard!!"

Maybe she's not German.


Caramel Monk said...

She said that? Short people are mean. And stupid.

BonikaStJames said...

It sounds like Jake Handey might have gave you a visit in the early hours.

Willis told the "I'm thinking of something orange" joke in his sleep once.