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Friday, January 07, 2005

What's worse than one new Foo Fighter's album?

Well, what could possibly be worse than a new Foo Fighter's album? 2 new Foo Fighter's albums. Ugh.
According to NME dot com, the album is 2 discs - one rock and one acoustic. That means we'll be hearing more of that terrible, yearning "what I feel is real, I like lemon peel, it's a steal, feelings that I feel, you're my hero, turn it up to zero" type lyricizing on all the pop radio stations. Ugh. Like that acoustic version of whatever that terrible "Never-ever-ending Song" was, a few years back. That song certainly felt like it never ended. That hippy Dave Grohl says, "The acoustic stuff will be the trippiest, most beautiful, sleepy music we've ever made". Oh, that's a relief. I was afraid he was going to say, "The acoustic stuff will be the hackiest, boringest, stupidest, most overrated, overhyped, overplayed, dated grunge music we've ever made". Wake up America! This is 2005! Do we really need music that even Dave Grohl considers sleepy, coming from Dave Grohl? I think not. Could be worse, of course. It could be a double album from Blink 182, or some awful over-hyped LA metal band. Oh, wait, that already happened. Anyone Used their Illusions lately?

Speaking of LA, we're going there this weekend, for my beautiful cousin's wedding. This is my LA cousin, who had her 12th birthday party on the set of "Big Trouble in Little China". So now, she's 18 and getting married to some Cuban dude. Anyway, she was more recently in a movie with a little-known Spanish actor called Antonio Banderas. Ever heard of him? That's right, the sexxy, sexxy Antonio uhBanderas. So she knows him, get over it. How long has she been famous? Too long, baby. Just kidding, about that age and stuff. She's like 29 or something and the guy isn't even Cuban! He's from Chicago, so the joke's on you!

Anyway, we hope to visit Disneyland, if it's not totally flooded, as is predicted. Happy New Year and all that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The counsin's 28, and married a 1/2 American, 1/2 Puerto Rican, so there's the truth of it.