Well, if anyone doubts that I spent most of Tuesday (aka the day of my last three posts) in a twilight world of half-asleepiness, just ask my pasta. I heated up some of Moz's leftovers for lunch, and prepared to have a big glass of root beer with it, but instead of pouring into the pint glass, I poured it right into my hot pasta! Yoinks! So that might explain some of the randomness and mendacity of the last few postings.
Anyway, on a more personal note, I saw my mother at the cafe I played at last night, and she was all pissy and more auntly than motherly, so I was like "Hey mom. Why are you here?" And then, I swear the floodgates of heaven opened, but it was just my mom crying.
She was all "Why don't you return my emails?!? I was concerned about you and your cousin and your wife, but you never write me back!!".
I said, "Mom! You haven't emailed me in like a year, so you're the one with the problem, not me!"
And she goes, "What??!! I emailed you this morning and it was critically important, but I guess since I'm only your mother, then I don't deserve to be emailed back to..."
And I said, "Mom, I swear! Which email address did you send it to?"
And she goes, "PuRrFeCTTsexXXybEYotCH1977@gmail.com"
I said, "Mom! I haven't used that email address in at least 3 or 4 months."