Top 5 Childhood Memories
1. When my parents would let me out of the basement at night, and I'd get a glimpse of the wonders of electricity.
2. My 13th birthday, when they finally gave me a lighter to cook my daily slab of meat with.
3. That day when the cat o'nine tails was in the shop.
4. When my parents replaced their VW Bug with a station wagon. Not that being strapped to the roof was that bad, but I lost more than one toe to frostbite on those icy mountain passes.
5. When I saw that movie "All Dogs Go to Heaven", I realized my parents had lied to me about Sparky's afterlife. 8th circle of hell, my ass.
1. The Pieman
2. Sex in OC
3. Flying Waitress
5. Michelle Auer