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Monday, July 18, 2005

This just in!

Update: I'm still not interested in visiting Dubai or any thirld world countries. And don't give me any crap about Dubai not being a third world country. Not to imply that it's a third world country; I know what's what. It's not North America and it's not Europe, so why should I go? Regardless of how many 5, 6, or 7 star hotels they have, I aint interested, got it? Do they even believe in a God with a big white beard and red pajamas who distributes candy every Easter and Thanksgiving? Doubtful. Do they have a hipster indie rock local music scene? Also doubtful. Do they protest Taco Bell at the local university? Again, doubtful. Do they have entertainment industry has-been's performing at local casinos run by Native Americans? Doubtful. Do my dogs live there? Definitely not, so that's like the nail in the coffin of the suggestion of my trip to Boo! Die!
More on this as news comes in.

5 comments:

Moz said...

what brought this on?

Flyingwaitress said...

May Dubai be the future home of your roommate? Possible....Boo Die!!

jonny ragel said...

heh heh. how did that k-5 pun get such a nice lil giggle going? boo die. heh heh. 5,6,7 star hotels. ahhhhh. that's rich, p.

Erik said...

at least there are
iPods in dubai
. you surely could handle that. but besides the hq of the arab media conglomerates and a fancy hotel that looks like it needs to perched be on the side of a martini class... not much else.

BonikaStJames said...

Dude - I think it's time for a nap!