" Feces-Covered Sex Offender Arrested Near School
Man Made Loin Cloth From Rope, Lawn Chair Piece
A registered sex offender who fashioned a loin cloth from a rope and piece of lawn furniture has been arrested near a Medford high school."
This is so disgusting and hilarious, I don't even know where to begin. Thank god they caught the creep, but seriously, who in 2005 fashions loincloths? Not to mention loincloths made from rope and lawn furniture? I mean what the hell is going on here?
In other poop-related news, it seems that South Park will now be playing for a full hour (11-12) every night on channel 49 in Portland, and I, for one, can't wait to start watching. Thanks to this site for the heads up.