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Friday, February 10, 2006

I've got IBS!


I'm going to name a condition. I'll call it: irritable buddy syndrome.

So when you have drunk friends at a party, or loud roommates, it'll give you an excuse to be rude to them.

Like, "Hey get the fudge out of here, you raving jerkwads! I'm doing homework!... Sorry for lashing out, it must be my IBS".

3 comments:

BethInPortland said...

Apparently the condition is chronic in your case.

Sloop said...

Oh, my! Insulting the host, are we?
I hope you're kidding. You might think you've seen me act rude, but you've got no idea the depths of bitterness in me. It's kind of sad that I take such pride in it...

BonikaStJames said...

This is so me. Funny.